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“The most important thing in business is honesty, integrity, hard work, family....”
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January 2009
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“Working is a blessing, not a curse. To be idle is a curse, not a...”
“Whatever you dream, or dare to dream, begin it.” - Goethe”
December 2008
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October 2008
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September 2008
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Practicum/OJT Day 6
The day started early for my officemates. They were all busy and seems like they are loosing their minds a little bit. They became busier when all the Branch Managers and all other higher officers of Planters Development Bank came in the building. All those officers were here because of the product launch and meeting. Almost everyone had the poker face on but when you talk to them they are still...
Practicum/ OJT Day 5
I continued the report for the SVP today. I did more excel today that any other day of my life. I learned some functions of excel which I really don’t know before like “=average ()” and “=count ()”. Sounds so noob right? But it’s better late than never to know those things. Everything I see in my officemates excel works, I apply it to my work, from the neatness of their work, to the correct...
Practicum/ OJT Day 4
Today was the day my boss reported to the EVP. All we prepared for last week was presented including the raw data for back-up. There’s one thing that I have learned today, never put footnotes on the papers that you will present to the big boss because he doesn’t read it. My bad. Ms. Pro told me that we are the ones who are supposed to do notes not the boss. Big bosses only wants a maximum of 2...
Computer Stupidities
Customer: "I installed Windows 98 on my computer, and it doesn't work."
Tech Support: "Ok, what happens when you turn on your computer?"
Customer: "Boy, are you listening? I said it doesn't work."
Tech Support: "Well, what happens when you TRY to turn it on?"
Customer: "Look, I'm not a computer person. Talk regular English, not this computer talk, ok?"
Tech Support: "Ok, let's assume your computer is turned off, and you just sat down in front of it, and want to use it. What do you do?"
Customer: "Don't talk like I'm stupid, boy. I turn it on."
Tech Support: "And then what happens?"
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "Does anything appear on your monitor? I mean, the TV part."
Customer: "The same thing I saw last time I tried."
Tech Support: "And that is what?"
Customer: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
Tech Support: "Yes, sir. What is on your screen?"
Customer: "A bunch of little pictures."
Tech Support: "Ok, in the upper left corner, do you see 'My Computer'."
Customer: "No, all I see is that little red circle thing with the chunk out of it."
Tech Support: "You mean an apple?"
Customer: "I guess it kind of looks like an apple."
Then it took me fifteen minutes to convince him that he had a Mac. Even after showing him "About this Macintosh." I spent another fifteen minutes trying to convince him that Windows 98 wouldn't work on his Mac. He said it should work because Windows 98 is for PCs, and he had a PowerPC. I think he's still trying to get it to read that CD, because I never could convince him.
Practicum/OJT Day 3
Today, my boss, Ms. Pro Franco went to Urdaneta, Pangasinan for the Campaign “Small Bizz Loan”. Sir Berns on the other hand had his leave and went to Davao. That left me alone in my work station, though Ms. Malou is at the private room.
So what I did today was call every branch of Planters Development Bank regarding the data that I need to gather for the report of the department on...
Practicum/OJT Day 2
Today I left my house the same time I left yesterday. But the rain wasn’t finished with his wrath, I came 30 minutes late to work. The weather suck!
Today I was more comfortable to work than yesterday. With the help of Sir Berns and Ms Pro I became comfortable with the group right away. Ms Pro gave me everything I have to do tomorrow because she wouldn’t be there with me for their...
Practicum/OJT Day 1
Today is not my first day at Planters Development Bank. It was yesterday when I was introduced to a working life. And to be honest, I wasn’t kind to my first day. I mean, the job itself was okay since I was inserted to the SME Banking Group - Small Biz department. So the brand manager is my boss and my immediate supervisor, she is Ms. Pro Franco. The small group right now is on a project (a...
August 2008
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A Mosquito bit me
Finally got out of the hospitizzle. Thanks to the people who visited me in the ICU and in the room.
July 2008
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